After some thought, I've decided to go Friends Only (almost entirely). Sorry guys. I may go back and friendslock some older stuff. I always get intimidated by these things, but if some random person comes across me, feel free to friend me. I'm not scary, I promise!



Banner and picture created by me. Touch and die :)

Also.

This is THE MOST RIDICULOUS thing EVER. Its so hilarious. It's a Sell-o-crap commercial. This one talks about TOXINS and DEATH that comes from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE. My favorite.

Stephen Colbert is running for president????

WHAT

CANT BE SERIOUS!
(but id vote for him)

NO WAY. IT HAS TO BE A JOKE. A really, really hilarous joke. Tee hee.

Aw, Memphis killed air traffic. How special.

I wonder how it will be when I fly next, at Thanksgiving. Memphis, in general, as an airport, sucks. They've lost my luggage (though it did arrive eventually), planes always leave half an hour late, or more. It's always confusing. Once I was routed from one side of the airport to the other (in the plane) over and over for an hour. So special.

"Passengers are growing weary of schedules that aren't worth the electrons they're printed on," Marion C. Blakey told a group of aviation executives at the Aero Club. Source


Electrons? That's rather...minute, don't you think? I mean, sure, the paper is made up of fibers, composed of compounds, with molecules, with protons, neutrons, and electrons. What about the protons, man? Or the neutrons? They never get any love. Star Trek has proton...generators...or something. For the love of neutrons!

New favorite spam message ever. Subject: Flatulent Line Dancer.

Win!

As for real substance, stuff has been going on, but I don't feel like writing it up, ever. Life, I guess.

IT'S SNOWING!

Warning seen on a coffee pot in the kitchen:

Do not hold above anyone's head.

o.O

Oh my god.

This is the coolest thing ever!

If carefully arranged, grapes can cause electrical arcing in microwave ovens.

EDIT: Looks like embed didn't work for some reason. Link instead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCNNqgKqnaQ